Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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