were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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