I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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