Sponge bath it is.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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