your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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