i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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