did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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