yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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