They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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