i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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