You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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