and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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