I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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