Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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