I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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