no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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