So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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