just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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