I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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