Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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