hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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