his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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