Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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