i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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