What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Sober January is a disaster.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
3 2 1 whiskey
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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