Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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