its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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