But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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