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(337): View more from Louisiana

I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.

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(775): View more from Nevada

soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.

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(760): View more from California

if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel

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(828): View more from North Carolina

YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.

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