please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Randomize
