i already hear my dad disowning me
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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