I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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