he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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