my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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