Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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