We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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