i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He passed out mid-signature
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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