This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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