I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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