i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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