this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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