Wat do u mean how?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.