airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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