sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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