Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I did not marry a roomba.
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