i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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