Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
