Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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