He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
This is my gift to your gina
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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