Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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