Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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