So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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