i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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