I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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