God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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