walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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