when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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